Halloween 2026: Day 28

Baywatch Nights S02E01 “Terror of the Deep”

“Every culture has one. A legendary creature which is the embodiment of all that is evil. The Ajogun is from New Guinea. The fiercest creature from the fiercest culture on the planet.”

Baywatch does The X-Files, but boring. We don’t even really get to see the monster, so this feels more like a low-budget midseason filler than the exciting start to a new direction for the show.

True Blood S01E02

“What’s depressin’ is how often I get this phone call from you. That’s depressin’!”