Halloween 2025: Day 8

Lil Jacko, white2tea

Fairly nondescript shou puerh. Medium woodiness, lightly camphoraceous, not much evolution.

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

“The Curse of Hunger for Crawling Things. I fucking hate that one.”

Oof. If you have a deep-seated need to watch Jeremy Renner torture women while being vaguely racist this is the movie for you.

Witch Hunt

• 2 parts blended Scotch whiskey
• 1 part Liquore Strega
• 1 part dry vermouth

Not good. 0 for 3 with my focus group, with the most positive comment being “it doesn’t taste bad, it just doesn’t come together.”

There are versions of this that add lemonade, but I don’t really think it would help.