Halloween 2026: Day 36

Anaconda (2025)

“The toothpick, it unlocked a couple aspects of my character for me.”

I think this movie thinks it has themes, but what it really has is unfunny jokes and too much budget.

“What, so you’re tellin’ me there’s some snake orgy going on in the jungle?”

Surprisingly watchable. The characters have arcs and chemistry and camaraderie, unlike the remakequelboot.