A Flowery Song

Halloween 2026: Day 5

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

“Listen, the condition of retrogradation is contrary or inharmonious to the regular direction of actual movement in the zodiac and is, in that respect, evil. Hence, when malefic planets are in retrograde— and Saturn’s malefic, OK?—their maleficence is increased.”

I guess I see why people like this, but feeding a bunch of interchangeable teens into a meat grinder just isn’t very entertaining.

Drinkable.

Punkin Ale, Dogfish Head Craft Brewery

Skippable. A miss on both the brown ale and pumpkin beer sides of things.