Halloween 2023: Day 8

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

“I know what this is. This is a suicide pact. These kids are coming out here, and killing themselves all over the woods.”

The Beast Unleashed Hard Seltzer, Monster Brewing

“Mean Green”, “White Haze”, “Peach Perfect”, and “Scary Berries” are the initial offerings in Monster’s foray into caffeine-free alcoholic beverages. They’re all sugar free, and they’re all terrible. They taste very much like artificially sweetened energy drinks, so kudos to them for so faithfully replicating something that I have no desire to drink.