How to be a Vampire S01E01-02
A musical about an uncool college freshman who accidentally gets turned into a vampire. Episode 2 spent 16% of its running time on a recap of the first episode and didn’t have any songs, which is unacceptable in a musical.
The Winchesters S01E01
The colour grading on this show made me want to gouge my eyes out. (There was also plot happening, I think, but none of it was interesting.)
Kissed the Mark by Lila Gwynn (Olympia the Bounty Hunter #1)
Sometimes when a vampire girl and an Unseelie girl love each other very much, they kiss. Very much the first part of a serial, rather than a complete story.